(As per the wishes of Black Triangle UFO’s every Friday will be dedicated to a community calendar where we discuss the upcoming TRDWS related events. Note that I have nothing to do with these events. They are all Schmidt’s ideas. They will probably be horrible.)
Hello Puny Earthlings. I am Schmidt. Chief Editor and soon to be your master. Until then I rule over this website with an iron fist. I am repulsed by what I find here and I think I have some ideas for improvement.
1. Every review should end with at least one threat.
2. Each week we will sacrifice one puny human.
3. More goats.
I plan to hold a bake sale on Tuesday at the Lions Club. You will love my brownies or I will kill you. All the funds towards and organization that seeks to make puppies cry.
He isn’t really missing. I ripped him in half.
Geraldine’s 102nd Birthday
You are really old for a mammal. There will be a gathering of sorts at the morgue cause you are probably going to die soon.
Community Baseball Game
Will be held at the Football field. Rain or shine I win the game or else I will slay you all.
Model Airplane Club
Will be meeting Tuesday at the home of the guy I ripped in half.
Lecture With Dr. Arnold Van Schnapnausel
Dr. Arnold Van Schnapnausel is a world leader in the studies of gerbil fur. He will be giving a lecture at the C. Thomas Howell Conference Centre.
Egg Salad Sandwich
I made an egg salad sandwich that I will eat later. I don’t even like eggs but it’s all I had.
These are all the events I have for you. Return next week or face the consequences.