The turducken is a strange animal.

How did one beast end up containing so many different types of meats? What is amazing about the turducken is that they live on every continent on the Earth and at least ten other continents not on Earth. The turducken is known for its hunting skills, but chooses not to use them due to their pacifist ideology.

Turducken should not be confused with Moosdeercow as it so often is. I know I confuse it all the time. I would recommend a nice hard apple cider or a bottle of imitation vanilla extract to go with it.

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