BEEP! BEEP! Your pizza pockets are ready.
Wow! Normally things take up to nine hours to cook right? Well now thanks to science you can have food in less than a minute! If you are looking for a father figure I recommend the microwave. I mean it’s reliable, sturdy, and it lights up when you cook things. Awesome.
Microwaves were invented by the Dutch as a means to build dykes and those wooden shoes. Turns out that they can do neither of these things. The Dutch were so upset that they developed a pot smoking habit just to dull the pain. Poor folks! But their loss is our gain!
You should head down to your local Consumer’s Distributing and pick one up.
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