Remember the Shedder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? He wanted to control all the sheds. Who wouldn’t?

This shed is better than your house. Sorry but it’s true. I mean I know what is in your house cause I have been inside while you were away and you didn’t even have a weed whacker in there. You have failed me. Also I have all your Beefaroni. Why did you have so much? Why did I eat so much? I feel ill.

This shed is white and it’s after labour day but that doesn’t stop it from shining. Still it’s not interested it impressing you will all kinds of jazz and fancy whistles. No way Jose! This shed stands against such pomposity.

There is an old saying. A shed is not a mammal but they do give birth to their young live.

9 Out Of 13 Pints Of Bile